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SJW Guide to Healthy Living: "Why Wasn't Adria Given the Benefit of the Doubt?!"

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:22:13 -0400

SJW Guide to Healthy Living: "Why Wasn't Adria Given the Benefit of the Doubt?!":

Screamed every SJW at the same time.

Okay. Good idea. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt!
Let’s say
hypothetically
that those two guys were really ACTUALLY being very offensive and sexist about dongles.
Two dudes. Making legitimately disgusting, sexual, sexist comments behind you….

i-dont-need-feminism: PEOPLE SAYING THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE IS NOT OPPRESSION

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 15:23:38 -0400

i-dont-need-feminism:

PEOPLE SAYING THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE IS NOT OPPRESSION

Misandry - The hatred of men: Friend Zone.

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 15:22:29 -0400

Misandry - The hatred of men: Friend Zone. :

hardcoreuncutgingerexcellence:

Shut up.

Hey ladies, I got news for you, 90% of the time when I guy says he was “friend zoned” its because he asked the girl on a fucking date and she said “I see you as a friend”.

Not because he said “hey bitch why don’t you slob on my knob”. Apparently, to…

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Mon, 24 Dec 2012 08:27:30 -0500

askcaptaintashigi: shattterhearts: 31spadesdown: ask-kuina: askcaptaintashigi: well that would...

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 18:19:21 -0500

askcaptaintashigi:

shattterhearts:

31spadesdown:

ask-kuina:

askcaptaintashigi:

well that would explain a lot

check this out

the shirts.

just thought I’d point that out

OMFG IT’S THE SAME SHIRT.

It all makes sense now

quincy360: upperstories: darrenpillowscriss: lookingforautumn:...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:15:23 -0500

quincy360:

upperstories:

darrenpillowscriss:

lookingforautumn:

dalek christmas

This is beautiful.

WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION

WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION

WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION

AND A LONG PAINFUL DEATH

Oh Dalek tree

Oh Dalek tree

Please don’t exterminate me

randomsquirrel42: mohandasgandhi: sluteverslutever: class-stru...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 17:24:20 -0500

randomsquirrel42:

mohandasgandhi:

sluteverslutever:

class-struggle-anarchism:

A map showing the 22 countries never to have been invaded by Britain.

from this article in the torygraph

“A new study has found that at various times the British have invaded almost 90 per cent of the countries around the globe. The analysis of the histories of the almost 200 countries in the world found only 22 which have never experienced an invasion by the British. Among this select group of nations are far-off destinations such as Guatemala, Tajikistan and the Marshall Islands, as well some slightly closer to home, such as Luxembourg.”

Britain has invaded 9 out of every 10 countries on this planet

The countries never invaded by the British:

Andorra

Belarus

Bolivia

Burundi

Central African Republic

Chad

Congo, Republic of

Guatemala

Ivory Coast

Kyrgyzstan

Liechtenstein

Luxembourg

Mali

Marshall Islands

Monaco

Mongolia

Paraguay

Sao Tome and Principe

Sweden

Tajikistan

Uzbekistan

Vatican City

Man, we suck.

There’s still time.

alltheselokifeels: bulletinaweave: A MESSAGE FROM THE...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:06:13 -0500

alltheselokifeels:

bulletinaweave:

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

oh my god this is perfect, OP i love you

fuckthemexicanrevolution: sweet-ladypropane: Meanwhile in Russian politics give it up for...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:50:45 -0500

fuckthemexicanrevolution:

sweet-ladypropane:

Meanwhile in Russian politics

give it up for Mexico

Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.His body never was...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:49:24 -0500

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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Sat, 13 Oct 2012 05:22:09 -0400

dylinquent: oh ok Sometimes I do get that feeling, yes.

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 05:19:48 -0400

dylinquent:

oh ok

Sometimes I do get that feeling, yes.

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Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:57:37 -0400

jkimisyellow: breadcarms: teaandapples: destiel-is-music: con...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:50:09 -0400

jkimisyellow:

breadcarms:

teaandapples:

destiel-is-music:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

idratherbeselinakyle:

electrikfeather:

morgan-4816:

prinncox:

askunwellonce-ler:

formaldejekyll:

jollyjoseph:

iamtonysexual:

primsore:

And now we have come full circle.

Christ

How high are you guys

IT JUST GOT A 1000000000000000000xBETTER

Tumblr: Ruining hipster posts with class

TUMBLR.

MARRY ME.

it’s back and it’s better

oh man. i am enjoying this newly developed escalation.